"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."

The Internet is a hotbed of information-some humorous, some factual, some not. It is in this spirit that I present the winner of a rather dated Dilbert quote contest (above), allegedly spoken some three years ago by a manager who will remain unnamed at one of the world's top software companies.

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